wolfpack
you know you’re best friends when you all get in a car accident and then text each other about the different pain meds and muscle relaxers you get to take
Or telling jokes to each other to cheer each other up but then crying because it hurts to laugh.
twue fwends!!! lol
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
(Source: 30rockasaurus)
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Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2
i love him lol
(Source: kimlennox)
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About me
I pretty much just have a knowledge of useless information. haha :) I'm a future cosmetology student who just looks things up just to know them and they tend to be facts that no one seems to actually care about :D.
